“I tried anything and everything in order to achieve elimination. Nothing seemed to work for me. But now, with Consti-Slim™, my life has done a complete turn-around. I finally feel light again! The energy, fun, and romance are back in my life. And I’ve also quickly lost 18 pounds with no crazy diet or exercise!”†
“I used to have the worst symptoms you can imagine. I was also overweight and tired all the time. People now stop and ask me, ‘Is that you, Gary? When I say yes, they are amazed at my weight loss (I lost 41 pounds), how much younger I look, and how much energy I have.”†
“I could never go regularly. It was uncomfortable and absolutely devastating. It was debilitating, depressing, agonizing… I had given up on doctors, and no laxatives or other products worked well. Thank goodness for this product. Now I can have a good poop every day, and I feel like a new woman. And the best part…I’ve lost 27 pounds too.”†
Constantly feeling stuck, bloated, or “backed up” might seem like an “embarrassing” digestive problem that many people are afraid to talk about.
The truth is…
The colon is the all-important “sewer system” of the body. Its purpose is to carry food your body cannot use to where it is eliminated in bowel movements.
But our food could get stuck in “Colon Potholes.” They are small, bulging pouches that develop in the lining of the colon (medically known as diverticula).
Imagine our 5-feet-long colon walls as a 3-dimensional highway.
Now, picture this highway filled with multiple potholes. That's what Colon Potholes are. And that’s where poop could get trapped and turned toxic.
It’s estimated over 40% of people will develop Colon Potholes, with an average of 14 potholes found in their colons. These numbers only increase with age.
Generally, the colon does an excellent job of clearing out food, bacteria, and waste.However, when multiple Colon Potholes are present…
As food travels down the colon, poop could get “stuck” in these potholes and remain stuck inside, day after day, for many years.
Over time, trapped poop could ferment, rot, and release harmful by-products and toxins that irritate and inflame the colon.But the damage doesn't stop there. If not managed properly, these harmful substances could enter the bloodstream and further spread their damaging effects throughout the body.
Many people continue to experience these problems because they focus entirely on one piece of the puzzle.
They think they can solve their digestive and weight problem by focusing on probiotics, laxatives, drinking more water, and eating more fiber.
But these alone do not address the toxic stuck food inside their colons, causing Colon Potholes to be bloated and blocked for months and years on end.
Consti-Slim™ is a unique formula designed to address the stuck food in your
Colon Potholes, that can accumulate over the course of many years.
“I was very skeptical. I have tried almost everything out there. Nothing helped enough. Through the years I have tried cognitive behavioral therapy, biofeedback, massage therapy, different diets, fiber of all kinds, and other therapies too numerous to mention.
Although some therapies were pleasant (some not), none made much difference for me. All I can say is it works, it works, it works! I was very skeptical, but now I am a huge fan of this for regularity and fat elimination.Ӡ
“Thank you for Consti-Slim™. It’s such a GREAT feeling going from forcing and no poop – to now having a normal bowel movement about once a day with very little effort at all. I am on and off the toilet within 5 minutes with no straining whatsoever.
The last few days I am also getting “the feeling” of needing to go without fail every morning. That has never happened to me for as long as I can remember.
I have started to go out again. I feel good and I’ve lost 34 pounds since I started taking this supplement after nothing else had worked that great for me.”†
“This product is a lifesaver! I have switched to using this after taking a ridiculously unhealthy amount of pills, and I feel so much better. I'm also down 2 sizes on my dresses, it's a side benefit that I absolutely love.”†
Customers who took Consti-Slim™ for at least 6 months reported*:
“The past years I sought help from doctors were a disaster for me. I wouldn’t have a bowel movement for weeks, and then I’d spend forever on the toilet in terrible pain and not even go.
I was miserable. And needless to say this also made me crabby, tired and unhappy. Well I praise the Lord for two things, my patient husband and Consti-Slim. Now I have an easy and fast bowel movement every day with no pain. It’s like I’m a new person, from misery to excitement.
I’m so glad I didn’t give up. Thank you, Consti-Slim™”†
“Glad I found this....it hasn't caused any cramping or other negative side effects for me. And I’m now stimulant-free at 55.
Start with one capsule to see how it works for you before you go on to using two as the bottle recommended.
I use them approximately every other evening, as a normal regimen, and they keep me regular, and normal. Wonderful product. Thank God.Ӡ
“I have been taking this for just under two months now. It works like a charm. It is many times better than anything else. I told my wife the other day I still can’t believe the difference (in my bowel movements and weight loss).”†
“I was incredibly surprised this works so good because I tried many products over the years and was always disappointed. I am now having a bowel movement every day and its easy. I also have more energy, clearer skin and I’ve lost over 32 pounds.”†
Consti-Slim™ is manufactured in a US FDA-approved facility that has been rigorously vetted for its exemplary standards.
Our promise is simple: Try Consti-Slim™ risk-free for a full year. If you're not thrilled, you get every penny back.
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